Sms Jokes In Hindi 140 Words Sad SMS Messages Romantic New Image for Girlfriend Shayari Sad Latest

Source:- Google.com.pk

Sms Jokes In Hindi Biography 

 Ek sabzi wale ke ghar bacha paida hua,
To ek aurat bache ko dekh ke boli:
Kitna pyara bacha hai ?
Sabzi wala aadat ke mutabik bola Aur hai bhi Bilkul taaza.

Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya
Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya,
Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu,
Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu.

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi me smjh nhi aa rha kidhar jaun.

Pati aur patni ghumne gaye.
Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata dekh patni ne pati se kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.

Premika (Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?

Santa : I love you Didi!!!!

Kabhi noton ke liye mare,
Kabhi voton ke liye mare,
Kabhi jat-pat ke naam par mare,
Agar hote Vir Bhagat Singh to kehte
“Yaar Sukhdev,
Hum bhi kin logon ke liye mare.

Santa Ek Din Bijli Ki Dukaan Mein:
Do Fan Dena Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents.
Dukaan Wala: Fans Mein Ladies Aur Gents Nahi Hota Yar!
Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji
Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka…

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee…
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee…
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa…
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya …..

Judge – You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge – How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

Sms Jokes In Hindi 140 Words Sad SMS Messages Romantic New Image for Girlfriend Shayari Sad Latest 

Sms Jokes In Hindi 140 Words Sad SMS Messages Romantic New Image for Girlfriend Shayari Sad Latest 

Sms Jokes In Hindi 140 Words Sad SMS Messages Romantic New Image for Girlfriend Shayari Sad Latest 

Sms Jokes In Hindi 140 Words Sad SMS Messages Romantic New Image for Girlfriend Shayari Sad Latest 

Sms Jokes In Hindi 140 Words Sad SMS Messages Romantic New Image for Girlfriend Shayari Sad Latest 

Sms Jokes In Hindi 140 Words Sad SMS Messages Romantic New Image for Girlfriend Shayari Sad Latest 

Sms Jokes In Hindi 140 Words Sad SMS Messages Romantic New Image for Girlfriend Shayari Sad Latest 

Sms Jokes In Hindi 140 Words Sad SMS Messages Romantic New Image for Girlfriend Shayari Sad Latest 

Sms Jokes In Hindi 140 Words Sad SMS Messages Romantic New Image for Girlfriend Shayari Sad Latest 

Sms Jokes In Hindi 140 Words Sad SMS Messages Romantic New Image for Girlfriend Shayari Sad Latest 

Sms Jokes In Hindi 140 Words Sad SMS Messages Romantic New Image for Girlfriend Shayari Sad Latest